I 'ad Me Eye Done Recently

I 'ad me eye done recently,
The crook left eye o' mine.
It's all worked out quite decently,
And now I see real fine.

They gave me tiny tubes of drops
To use four times a day.
Each one a squeeze, and in it plops,
So all turns out OK.

There's one to fight bacteria,
That one feels cool and smooth.
At first me eye is blearier,
But soon it gets a soothe.

There's one for inflamation too,
So that one gets a turn.
It makes good sense, that's nothing new;
It's so me eye won't burn.

The third one though's a puzzling thing,
It beggars all belief.
The only one that gives a sting
Is one for pain relief!

© Tom Chapman 2008